“We can absolutely achieve 100% renewable energy,” said Ocasio-Cortez in the demonstration while holding a common extension cord.
The mainstream news media has confirmed via the Truth Czar, and are now reporting that “scientists” are in consensus… that this will produce 100% renewable energy.
Reporters were amazed and wept openly throughout the demonstration as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez held up an extension cord power-strip. The tears became torrents as she slowly and deliberately plugged the cord (wait for it)… into itself! Genius!!!
Nancy Pelosi has apparently rushed a Bill through Congress which is expected to be signed forthwith, mandating that every home across America be supplied with what is being dubbed “the AOC” Alexandria-Ocasio-Cord.
$1.9 Trillion is being made immediately available to not only pay for the Renewable Energy Cords, but to set up a new AOC Assurance Czar to implement and enforce the rollout of the miraculous energy device.
Citizens and non-citizens are eligible for the free energy device.
Distribution centers for the device are being set up all across the country at all Major League Sports Stadiums since they are standing empty and unused, given the Covid.
Massive lines have already formed since the media announcement. Government Officials are reminding the public to social distance while waiting in lines, and to wear at least 2 masks while doing so.
White’s are being asked to move to the back of the line.
This has been a public service announcement.
Filed under: Satire (in case it wasn’t obvious…)